after yesterday's truck fiasco, we woke up this morning ready for a fresh start. we had a great hotel breakfast, and spoke with a friendly couple stranded on their way to Arizona. They affectionately referred to one another as "mom" and "dad" which along with being adorable is more along the lines of what I expected from a Midwest experience. In keeping with orders from Ben's home base, we hit the road despite storm warnings. less than 15 miles down the road, only about half as far as we made it yesterday, Iowa put it's foot down. It apparently had not had enough time with the two of us. Despite Ben's cautious driving, we all too quickly joined the ranks of vehicles in snow banks. Looking back, the scenario inside the cab of the truck was pretty funny.
-uh. janell, we're sliding.
-it's okay
the truck starts to fish tail.
-we're sliding. janell-- we're sliding.
-it's okay- just let it go.
-janell--- hold on. don't get hurt.
-it's okay
-janell-- hold on. don't get hurt.
-it's okay
-janell!!!!
-it's ooookaaaayyy!!!!!!!
just as trucker ben had it corrected, the wind and ice caught hold of us again, causing us to fish tail across the other two lanes, which were luckily free of any other traffic. this time it spun us into a 180, slamming the right side of the truck into a median. we were both so panicked, the first words we were able to spit out became the only thing we could say. each repeating our own type of mantra as if saying anything enough times would make everything alright. and it worked! we barely missed the other three accidents that had taken place a few feet away- one of which was a semi truck that had jackknifed and blocked all traffic going east. the semi-driver told us everyone thought for sure we were going to tip. we are so glad we didn't. with the truck now facing on-coming traffic we had to wait until it could be blocked off enough to pull it out (we thought we were stuck in the snow bank and were about to have the police officer call for a truck to pull us out, when ben realized his parking break was on. it turns out having the parking break off can be very helpful in moving one's vehicle.) a very kind man, Andre the Russian, let us sit in his warm minivan, from which i was interviewed by the local news!* (I've made made it big in Iowa! woowoo!) we are thanking our lucky stars that no one was injured and the truck has only minor body damage. we were pretty shook up, but after a minute or two, we couldn't help but laugh about the whole situation. we've decided that all we need to get us through any situation is cookies, and wool socks (booties by caitlyn joi don't hurt either).
so once again we've found ourselves stuck in Iowa. It shouldn't be too hard to entertain ourselves while the storm dies down and we give it another go tomorrow. I can't help but keep asking myself "are we crazy people?..." With any luck, we'll make it back to Portland one of these days....
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they got the details slightly incorrect (including my name)... but hey! i made it in the news! even if it does mean that all of Iowa now thinks I'm an idiot. maybe i was right about that crazy business.